Thank Marissa for These Giggles

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Raye Enoch

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Ray Alexander [I know, right? Totally!]

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Holkr [Meh. Sounds more like a planet than a person. Or maybe a really ugly alien...?]

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Green Lynx [The eco-friendly Private I!]

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Alice Fontana [Holy schmokes! Awesome!!!]

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Indigo Italian Creme Soda! [...yeah, lame.]

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Kres [You pronounce it, z-EH-m. Yeah. I'm THAT fly.]

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Cookies 'n' Cream White Chocolate Macadamia Nut [fo' shizzle, mah nizzle...?]

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Shadow Oleander [You. are. jealous. Shadow 9th totally works, too!]

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Blank Skittles [You want her. You know it.]

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Coco Oleander [No joke. We did this in a creative writing class, combining the first pet with the street, and then we had to write up a character profile for the name and share it with the class. I was the youngest in the class by at least five years. So I stood up to present what I had written: "Coco Oleander. Hooker--" The classroom walls were shaking from the noise. The old guy behind me was laughing something loud and terrible. They were still laughing a whole minute later, so I just sat down.]

Okay, Wheezy. Your turn.